CELEGORM Unit Owner Manual

Congratulations! You are now a proud owner of a CELEGORM Unit! To ensure that you receive the full benefits of your Lord of Himlad, please read these instructions carefully, and follow them closely, for not doing so will result in him being depressed and went towards the world ends to find LUTHIEN Unit just to steal her from BEREN Unit, then going back into MANDOS Unit's Halls and made a personalized mirror with the help of his Brother Unit CURUFIN.

Basic Information:

Name: CELEGORM, also responds to TURCAFINWE and TYELKORMO

Date of Birth: Age of Two Trees

Place of Manufacture: Valinor

Height: Tall

Weight: Typical elves' weight!

Module Type: Hasty

Your CELEGORM unit will come with the following accessories:
~Feanorian sword
~Bow and arrows
~Several royal robes
~Several hair ties
~Comb
~Hand mirror
~Some silk
~Scissors

Programming:

Your CELEGORM Unit is a Unit that prefers things to finish early, however cares his Brother Units a lot. Just like the other Sons of FEANOR Unit, he will be very protective if a matter has anything to do with any of his Brother Units.

~Personal alarm. His mother name is Tyelkormo, which mean Hasty-riser. He hates to sleep, that is very much obvious. He will wake you up early for you to be able to start your own activity early. So forget buying a new alarm clock, CELEGORM Unit would know what time is it anyway by looking at the sun's position.

~Biology tutor. He is an exclusive tutor about animals and trees – of which species names will confuse you to no end. It is guaranteed that you will be able to remember EVERYTHING as you will only know Biology if you keep up studying with him 15 hours a day.

~Fashion designer. Just because he is fair in appearance doesn't mean that he doesn't have fair taste in fashion. He loves to help his Brother Units, particularly, to get dressed for a celebration that was hosted by either Kings or Valar (of which his Father Unit hate). Thus the reason we should send you some silk and scissors.

~Pet shop owner. Because of his ability to speak with animals, he will be a great person to own a pet shop. Imagine: all those animals obeys him and the customers are attracted to the animals! You will surely have a lot of money~

~DJ. Trust him in his taste of music; he'll change your house into a dance floor by the music he creates!

~Accomplisher. This is a special feature programmed whenever he is near his Brother Unit CURUFIN, seeing that CURUFIN Unit always seems to scheme something that will need the help of CELEGORM Unit. Remember the time of BEREN and LUTHIEN Units? You see what I mean, I believe.

Your CELEGORM Unit comes with different modes:
~Narcissistic (default)
~Content
~Gentle (unlockable)
~Angst
~Protective
~Possessive
~Violent (AKA Silmaril lust)
~Sadistic

Narcissistic: Since he was the only Son of FEANOR who has golden hair, it is natural for him to be in this mode. He will take a lot of time just to look at his reflection in his hand mirror that was created just for him from the FEANOR Unit.

Content: It is a mode that would show that he is happy (or smug) after he does something (that is nothing you would like to know, really) 'good'.

Gentle: It is an unlockable mode via your relationship with him and your looks. You have to be beautiful in his standard to make him treat you like that.

Angst: It is a mode that would show if he loses something from anyone (except from his Father Unit).

Protective: It is a mode that will activate itself if he sees one of his Younger Brother Units being harassed by the DARK AND EVIL FORCES and/or other Units.

Possessive: It is the second stage of the Narcissistic mode, if you do not want him smiling quite creepily while taking a hostage to make them more beautiful, offer him a jewelry and call him, "O Beautiful and Wise Lord Celegorm" and of the sorts. Even though it will boost his self-esteem (if such thing is possible), it would make him to be able to control rather than him torture you just to make you more beautiful.

Violent: Just like his Brother Units, it is unlockable via listening to FEANOR Unit's speeches or via every nearby BIG AND HAPPY NOLDORIN FAMILYᵀᴹ store, OR exposing a Silmaril into his view.

Sadistic: A mode we have created for every CELEGORM Unit that they would (at times) cosplay as: Police, Spy, or everything you'll think as 'bad' and 'sexy'. Then he would make you feel the real fear. It is recommended that you hide a box (or more) of tissues out of his view, for in this (quite rare to be unlocked) mode would give you a massive nose bleed.

Cleaning:
He is more than capable to clean himself. However, had you wish to clean him, you have to make sure that you are as fair (at least) as LUTHIEN Unit, or else… We are not responsible of the damage he will cause.

Precaution:
Do not expose a LUTHIEN Unit into his range of view, which is, very wide. For doing so will result in him taking your house as a stronghold of which he'll abduct and lock the said LUTHIEN Unit into your house and will not allow anyone, ANYONE, to go inside or out the house. Do not expose a Silmaril into his range of view, which is, VERY wide. Had he found the Silmaril, throw it into the ocean or volcano (whichever is closer) immediately. For not doing so will cause a massive kinslaying and him ending up in the Halls of Mandos.

Relationships with another Units:

FEANOR: FEANOR Unit is his Father Unit. Therefore his influence will affect him greatly, from the Content to Violent (AKA Silmaril lust) mode. Note that his Narcissistic mode will not surface if this Unit is around his Father Unit, for his Father Unit is also a Narcissistic Unit that any CELEGORM Unit does not want to over throw/embarrass his Father Unit by his narcissism.

NERDANEL: NERDANEL Unit is his Mother Unit. NERDANEL Unit always likes to fuss over CELEGORM Unit for their unusual golden hair in the family, thus they are always debating about what clothes he should wear in some occasion. But NERDANEL Unit always wins anyway.

MAEDHROS: MAEDHROS Unit is his Oldest Brother Unit who always gentle to his Brother Units. CELEGORM will act spoiled around MAEDHROS as he knows that MAEDHROS would spoil his Younger Brothers Units.

MAGLOR: MAGLOR Unit is his Second Older Brother Unit, who is the gentlest among all of his Brother Units. MAGLOR Unit, like NERDANEL Unit, would attempt to make the younger Unit to wear something for some occasion to compliment his uniquely colored hair (aside from MAEDHROS Unit). CELEGORM Unit is closer to MAGLOR Unit rather than NERDANEL Unit in the aspect of fashion, but they are total opposites if it's about music. DO SEPARATE THEM IF CELEGORM WANTS TO PLAY MUSIC, AT LEAST 10 KM DISTANCE.

CARANTHIR: CARANTHIR Unit is his Younger Brother Unit, who is known to be the harshest among all of his Brother Units. They are not particularly close, more like CELEGORM Unit think of CARANTHIR Unit as his slave, since CARANTHIR Unit tends to be envious to CELEGORM ever since they were Elflings, as the said Unit once put in.

CURUFIN: CURUFIN Unit is his Younger Brother Unit that he fancies aside from AMBARUSSA and MAEDHROS Units, for he is a great schemer and the duo would make a good team. Note that they worked together for the event of BEREN and LUTHIEN from the Silmarillion.

AMBARUSSA: AMBARUSSA Units are his Twin Youngest Brother Units that he fancies aside from CURUFIN and MAEDHROS Units. They would hunt together, and tease the others so.

FINWE: FINWE Unit is his Grandfather Unit, the King of Noldor that he loves – since FINWE Unit tends to give CELEGORM Unit things he likes except for jewelries, not because he is a ruler. Jewelries – only the FEANOR and MAHTAN Units are permitted to give him those.

INDIS: He doesn't like this Unit for she is the mother of FINGON, TURGON, and some other Units that he dislike. And for the fact that he thinks that she takes the place of MIRIEL Unit as the Queen of Noldor.

MAHTAN: MAHTAN Unit is also his Grandfather Unit that he loves for the beautiful jewelries he had created for him that compliments him.

AREDHEL: The only Half-cousin Unit that he have respect for they have the most similar hair color. Do not ask his logic, it is law.

FINGON and the rest of the BIG AND HAPPY NOLDORIN FAMILYᵀᴹ: FINGON Unit is his half-cousin Unit, of which, he sees himself superior rather than FINGON and the rest of the BIG AND HAPPY NOLDORIN FAMILYᵀᴹ that wasn't mentioned.

OROME: The only VALAR Unit he tolerate as friend since he gave CELEGORM Unit, HUAN the Great Hound Unit. And also for the fact that OROME Unit is a hunter like he is, despite the fact that he's VALAR.

Frequently asked questions:

Q: He keeps on covered in mud… I thought he likes to be seen beautiful?

A: He's a hunter. What would you expect from a hunter? He likes to be seen beautiful if he's not out hunting.

Q: Do you see where is all of my hair ornament and hair brush?

A: It is very likely that CELEGORM Unit has snatched them for his own – he will probably use them in different occasions and won't give them to you unless you are fairer than LUTHIEN Unit.

Q: Is it normal for him to give me, the owner, commands instead of me giving him commands?

A: It is, until he become fond of you and accepts your house as his home.

Q: Can I go out with him?

A:  If you are fairer than the LUTHIEN Unit, go onto your merry way!

Troubleshooting:

Problem: He keeps on running away from MAGLOR Unit.

Solution: It seems that he had an encounter with Dark mode MAGLOR Unit at least once. Put them in the same room for a day, and they will assume their sibling relationship.

Problem: He's a she! A-and... She gives off this eerie-scary feeling-alike..

Solution: That's the GALADRIEL Unit we had mistakenly sent you. Do not call her CELEGORM, for she will be insulted to be mistaken as her Cousin Unit. Send her back and we'll send you your usual CELEGORM Unit.

Problem: He keeps on staring at me suggestively while wearing some uniform for a cosplay.

Solution: And this is a problem WHY???

Send us the problems if you have one! We will provide the solutions. Call: 0361-********** or simply email: [insert e-mail]@yahoo.com